Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Nah

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

human centipede

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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