justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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I walk into a bar...

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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