- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What black and has children A black man

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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