- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mum is called Steve

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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