Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

The Moon Landing.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

DON"T READ THIS!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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