What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Charlie Sheen

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

 

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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