Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Who wants water? I do.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What do you call a black man? Black

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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