Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

human centipede

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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