What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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canadians

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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