I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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