There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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