- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What can hitler cook well Steak

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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