What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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