- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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