Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Women's Rights.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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