Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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