- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

a skinny sumo wrestler

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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