What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Anti Joke

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