One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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