whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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