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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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