- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Sam Hengal.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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