- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

stinky boner

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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