- Anti Joke

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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