- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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