Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Happy Monday!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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