- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Whats white? A fridge

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

they're dead. idiot.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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