Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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