- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

How's the weather? Good.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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