- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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