stinky boner

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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ur gey

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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