A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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a. why? b. because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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