- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Dyslexia ruels!

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Sex education in Texas.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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