roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Please? No.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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I'm gay.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Anti Joke

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