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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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