- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

your life

It says so on your cap.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

why did sally drown cause she was black

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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