Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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