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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Arrow in the Knee!

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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