- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Title IX

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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