What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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