- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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