- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Women's Rights Movement

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

what do gay people eat?? food

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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