- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Refrigerator

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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