A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

once you go black your credit goes wack

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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