- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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