- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

A chicken walks into a barn.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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