Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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