- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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