- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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