- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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