Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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