- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

wanna here a joke? you.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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