- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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