- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

that wall over there ->

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Guess who is violent. Osama

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What is green and is not grass A frogg

I'm Coming

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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