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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I am a mime

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Adam Chebali has no life

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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