- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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