If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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i love to lick...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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