- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

One time at band camp.............that's it........

my mind's eye?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Oh, go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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