A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Your life

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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epic win?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What does water smell like? water.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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