- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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