- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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