why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Hello

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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