- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Abortion.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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