Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

did you stub your toe?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Who invented apple? God

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

ur an fagit

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A baby seal walks into a club.

mental kid

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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