- Anti Joke

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

White NBA players.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Black people having a Job.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What the hell are you doing?