- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

How's the weather? Good.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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