How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Anti Joke

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