- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

YOU

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

I am very humble.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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