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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

whats funnier than 24? 25

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

National security?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is the difference?

Yanter, Look it up

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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