- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

THe Election

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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