- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What can hitler cook well Steak

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