I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Communism hehe xd

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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