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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

I need to start studying.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

5 people are walking

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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