- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What comes after 23? 24.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

YOU

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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