What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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