- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What's big and long? My dick.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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