Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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