why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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