- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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