i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Anti Joke

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