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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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