- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What do you call a black man? Black

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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