whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Christians pornstars.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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