- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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