A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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