What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Poop

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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do you have a wife?

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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