whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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