- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Title IX

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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