Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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no pun intended

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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i killed my family

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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