- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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