- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??