Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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