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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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