What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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